{"product_id":"pop-up-middle-finger-gift-box","title":"Pop-Up Pointy Finger Gift Box – Cheeky Personalised Joke Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people deserve flowers. Some people deserve a gift box that looks completely innocent — ribbon and bow moulded right in, sat there being polite — until they slide the lid open and a pointy finger springs up and stays up. No batteries, no winding, nothing to assemble. Just a small mechanical betrayal, waiting patiently in gift wrap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the perfect length of awkward: too funny to bin, too rude to explain to anyone else, and impossible to pretend you did not find it hilarious. They open it. You watch their face. Job done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHOOSE YOUR VERSION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStandard. Box and finger, nothing else. Sometimes a universal gesture says everything that needs saying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePersonalised. I print their name on the finger itself. So it is not just rude, it is specifically rude, aimed at one particular person, in a gift they cannot throw away because it is far too funny. Up to 12 characters, so first names work best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kind of thing you hand a colleague on their last day, a mate on their birthday, or a boss who is not quite as stuffy as they pretend to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo colourways: green box with a red bow, or red box with a white bow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOW TO ORDER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nPick your version and colour above. If you chose Personalised, pop the name in the personalisation box. If you chose Standard, just leave that box empty and I will send the plain version.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHAT YOU GET\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n• Solid one-piece body with a smooth sliding lid\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hidden mechanism — the finger pops up and stays up\u003cbr\u003e\n• Optional name on the finger (Personalised version only)\u003cbr\u003e\n• No batteries, nothing to assemble, nothing to break\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the year-round edition — no Santa hat, no tinsel, no waiting until December. Birthdays, leaving-dos, house moves, apologies that are not really apologies, or the mate who parked in your space again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade to order by me in my studio on the Isle of Wight, from a plant-based bioplastic derived from corn starch. Wipe clean with a damp cloth and keep it off hot windowsills, as it does not love heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNovelty item, adult humour. Not a toy, not for children, and absolutely for people who will get the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WightMade3D","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ Green box, red bow","offer_id":57326468366601,"sku":"WM3D-062-STD-GRN","price":12.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ Red box, white bow","offer_id":57326468399369,"sku":"WM3D-062-STD-RED","price":12.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Personalised — name on the finger \/ Green box, red bow","offer_id":57326468432137,"sku":"WM3D-062-PER-GRN","price":15.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Personalised — name on the finger \/ Red box, white bow","offer_id":57326468464905,"sku":"WM3D-062-PER-RED","price":15.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0872\/0108\/7753\/files\/1784991851244-IMG_4907.jpg?v=1789220700","url":"https:\/\/www.wightmade3d.com\/products\/pop-up-middle-finger-gift-box","provider":"WightMade3D","version":"1.0","type":"link"}